Yo.. yo! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)
Mic check.. (My dick!)
Testing.. one, two (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck.. (My dick!) My nuts..
My attitude is worse than NWA's was
I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
who ain't have shit to do with it,
like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your buildin;
screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!)
but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new light
fuck it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me
fuck what you like
You're probably hear me rap half-hearted;
cause I don't like rap anyway
I'm just tryin to get my porno career started
Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
(* zipper sound *) "Come on, let's go!"
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