Don´t smoke don´t fight don´t light no cigarettes
Or else you´ll wind up in the can
No jokes no rights sit tight don´t fool around
You are a guest of Uncle Sam
Stand up look right don´t slouch and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
When I snap you jump into the master plan
I´ll be damned
Well I´ll be damned
I´ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I´ll be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
Damned if I don´t
Don´t talk don´t fool don´t try to mess around
I´ll make a monkey outta you
You sign your name right on that dotted line boy
I´ll be damned
I´ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I´ll be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
And damned if I don´t
I´ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I´ll be damned if I go for broke
I´m damned if I do
I´m damned if I don´t
I´ll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your