In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It抯 time to take a bath
I say, no, not today, it抯 only tuesday
Once every 24 hours
I抦 supposed to take a shower
That抯 not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don抰 want to do it
Do it do it
It doesn抰 make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them