Alfie - Lily AllenOoooo deary me,
My little brother's
in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up
cos it's nearly quarter past three
He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.
I ask him very nicely
if he'd like a cup of tea,
I can't even see you
cos the room is so smokey,
Don't understand
how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie
how I wish that you could see.
Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there's no need to swear,
Please don't despair my dear Mon frere.
Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
I just can sit back
and watch your life waste away
You need to get a job
because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there's some wal