Ma chere mademoiselle.
It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax.
Let us pull up a chair
as the dining room proudly presents...
your dinner.
Be... our... guest, Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we provide the rest
Soup du jour, Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the gray stuff, It's delicious
Don't believe me, ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance
After all, Miss, this is France
And a