They opened up a bar called Living Hell
Right from the start it didn t go too well
They didn t have the vibe or quite the right clientele
They bought a velvet rope and the door man laughed
They got robbed blind by half the wait staff
Six short weeks and they were forced to sell
Richie and Ruben
Don t know what they re doin
Richie and Ruben
Are both a little out of their minds
Don t give em a dime
They ll blow through your dough
Just like they blew