搞笑的英文句子或短语(精选15句)
1、One today is worth two tomorrows. (一个今天胜似两个明天。)
2、Misfortunes tell us what fortune is. (不经灾祸不知福。 )
3、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
4、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
5、Misfortunes never come alone/single. (祸不单行。)
6、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
7、Constant dropping wears the stone. (滴水穿石。)
8、If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back. 如果你看到面前的阴影,别怕,那是因为你的背后有阳光……
9、Actions speak louder than words. (行动比语言更响亮。)
10、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
11、Truth never fears investigation. (事实从来不怕调查。)
12、Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. (无热情成就不了伟业。)
13、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job 诸葛亮出山前,也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验
14、Lifeless, faultless. (只有死人才不犯错误。 )
15、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。